APARTMENTMAN/ Mommy and Little Tommy and The A T & T Experience

City: CAMBRIDGE

State: Massachusetts

Rent (monthly): $1,200.00

Bedrooms: Studio

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ In the ongoing tales of Mommy and Little Tommy, Johnny Boring (JB) reports to work at the local day care center. He is assigned the challenging job of negotiating internecine quarrels among his chronologically challenged charges. Among his more needy obligations, is managing “Little Tommy, ” a pugnacious four year old whose Mommy asserts that a more perfect child has never been born despite any contrary factual events. <br /> <br /> As Johnny attempts to convince “Little Tommy” that throwing chairs at fellow day care classmates is an inappropriate way to settle differences, Mommy enters. <br /> <br /> “So how is my little precious bundle of love, “Mommy coos at Little Tommy. <br /> <br /> Little Tommy sticks out his tongue in response. <br /> <br /> “ Oh has my little cupcake had a wonderful day.” <br /> <br /> Johnny Boring, not realizing that the remark is directed at his four year old nemesis quickly replies: <br /> <br /> “Well thanks for asking but actually “Little Tommy” has been a handful today and I am wiped out.” Little Tommy has insisted on playing with his I-Phone all day and when I try to take it from him he throws a chair at me.” <br /> <br /> Mommy scoops up Little Tommy, glares at (JB) and heads for the door. At the door Mommy turns, glares at JB and sneeringly asserts that Little Tommy is a future techno wizard and his I Phone is an extension of his genius. To take his phone is like curbing his creativity. With that Mommy heads for the door. <br /> <br /> Within seconds a scream is heard from the front of day care central. Running to the door, (JB) sees “Mommy” lying unconscious on the ground with “Little Tommy” smiling contentedly nearby. Running to her side (JB) leans over “Mommy” and tries to revive her. As he kneels, she weakly opens her eyes and mutters “I-Phone” and points at Little Tommy’s I- Phone nearby. <br /> (JB) leans over, grasps the phone, looks at the screen and begins to fight back a smile. There, on the screen is a notice from AT & T that the outstanding bill on phone calls to Singapore in the amount of $1,000,000.00 must be paid in order to continue service....................... <br /> <br /> Email for photos if available <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />www.apartmentman.net <br />jvcastelli@earthlink.net