APARTMENTMAN/ Magenta PhonesToGo With Apartment OrTakeToSaveTheWhalesRally!!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Magenta PhonesToGo With Apartment OrTakeToSaveTheWhalesRally!! <br /> <br />( Heat and hot water are included in the rent. Sitting behind his APARTMENTMAN (TM) desk, our seeker of residential solitude receives a phone call on the APARTMENTMAN (TM) phone. (In keeping with the contemporary concept of retailing, APARTMENTMAN (TM) desks and APARTMENTMAN (TM) phones will soon be available in K-Marts once the particulars of the marketing concept can be finalized.) What does he hear as he removes the lavender receiver from the magenta phone base ? (You will be able to order APARTMENTMAN(TM) phones in a wide array of mix and match colors to go with your apartments. Gone are the days of black utilitarian phones. Welcome to the world where your phone, like everything else you buy,is a statement of who you are.) As the receiver approaches his ear, our researcher of residences hears the two voices of his prospective clients engaged in a pitched battle of words. <br /> <br /> 'No mom I don't want to go to another save the whales ralley with you this weekend.' Comes the retort, <br /> <br /> ' Well honey when I was your age 'I was out protesting something every weekend. ' And the rejoinder, <br /> <br /> 'Ya mom, and with all the dope you smoked it's a miracle you can remember yesterday.' <br /> <br /> 'Well I told you I never inhaled.' <br /> <br /> 'Uh huh. ' Well lets see if this man can tell us about the apartment we are interested in seeing. Well here it is. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />The apartment has been completely renovated and has shining hardwood floors throughout. (except in the Bathroom and Kitchen which have black and white checkerboard linoleum floors) The apartment faces South (if you care) You can sip a beer ( or Chardonnay-if you have a more affected palate) and watch the neighbors across the driveway/alleyway make dinner. The living room measues (12 ft x 15 ft -with 9 ft ceilings) and has bay windows (new vinyl replacement windows). The bedroom measures (11 ft x 11 ft-with 9 ft ceiings) and has 2 new windows looking out at the same woman doing her gardening. The kitchen has new white cabinets/gas range/ breakfast counter. The bathroom has all new white tile and vanity. Laundry in the basement and steps from the (C-Line) or a few more steps to the D line. Copyright [2002-2010] [James V Castelli] <br /> <br />