APARTMENTMAN/ Vibrating Pink Cell Phone Key To Success In World of Modern Day SuperHero !!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Vibrating Pink Cell Phone Key To Success In World of Modern Day SuperHero !! <br /> <br /> <br />Brighton/Brookline: Two Bedroom (# 5) Suddenly, while walking through the Miami airport, the APARTMENTMAN (TM) cell phone begins vibrating. Realizing that he must protect his alter egos secret identity, JOHNNY BORING (TM) sprints for the airport rest room. (Some old fashioned super heroes chose to sprint into telephone booths to change into their super hero duds. However, in this day of cell phones it is impossible to find a convenient telephone booth any more, so public rest rooms are the next best thing. ) Reaching the sanctity of the rest room, our hero pushes the answer button on his hot pink, vibrating cell phone. (These were on special with 1,000,000,000 free minutes between 2:00 am and 4:30 am compliments of AT&T !! ) <br /> <br /> 'This is Commissioner Gordon, is Batman there' comes the voice over the phone. <br /> <br />'No this is APARTMENTMAN,' (TM) responds our forlorn hero of home seekers everywhere. 'How did you get my number' ? <br /> <br />'I just pushed redial on my phone and I got this number.' <br /> <br />'Huh, well no Batman here.' Just then, while walking from the airport rest room with a vibrating pink cell phone, the unthinkable happens. The automated flushing toilets begin to serenade his departure. Each step sets off another round of flushing. <br /> <br /> 'What is that noise' comes the befuddled question of Commissioner Gordon. 'Where is Batman? ' <br /> <br />'I have to go now,' sputters an embarrassed APARTMENTMAN. '(TM) I have an appointment to show an apartment, so please call back later. Humiliated, our hero quickly escapes to the peaceful confines of apartment hunting. Here is the home you have been waiting for. - <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT Third floor 2 bedroom (heat and hot water are included in the rent) near St. Elizabeths Hospital . The 66 bus takes you from the apt to Coolidge Corner in 10 minutes) You enter into the foyer, which measures 14 ft x 6 ft. Now so there is no confusion, the kitchen is also part of the foyer. In fact the kitchen is along 1 wall of the foyer/ vestibule/ anteroom/ antechamber (pick the correct word you like most and enter into the $1,000,000. prize on become an instant millionaire) The kitchen has all new white cabinets, gas range, and new countertops. The first bedroom measures 13 ft x 10 ft and has hardwood floors and looks out on the tree tops that surround the apartment. The second bedroom is smaller and measures 9 ft x 10 ft and has new carpet. The living room measures 10 ft x 13 ft and also has hardwood floors. This room also looks out on the tree tops and since it is a corner apartment has trees on three sides. (Actually if this was my apt I would turn the room with the carpet into the common room and make the two rooms with the hardwood floors and views of the tree tops into bedrooms but I do not live there!) The bathroom is newly renovated and tiled also. Laundry in the basement steps from the T or bus if you prefer. You can pretend this is a Tarzan movie as you look out on the tree tops. (What was the name of Tarzans chimp??) Call/email to see. Copyright [2002] [James V Castelli]