APARTMENTMAN/ Christmas in August Spurs Economy - Find a Home Now!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Christmas in August Spurs Economy - Find a Home Now! <br /> <br />As Johnny Boring (Alter ego of Apartmentman) sits back in his chair, Mikey Dynamo (New head of marketing for Barrel and Box) strides to his desk. Glaring at JB (That's-JohnnyBoring) he bellows, 'Sales of organically manufactured steel cookware is down from last year ! ' Stunned, JB mutters, 'actually I never understood how steel cookware could be organic. ' <br />MD (Mikey Dynamo) glares as he responds, <br /> <br />'Steel is made from ore, ore comes from the earth, earth is organic.' <br /> <br />'Oh so I guess cars are organic also.' <br /> <br />'Exactly!' Anyhow, sales are down and the economy is in the tank . 'We need to get people buying or we're out of business.' <br /> <br />'Maybe people just don't need organic steel cookware.' <br /> <br />'Don't be stupid of coarse they need it. ' People used to think that they didn't need to make a phone call while driving SUV's at 85 miles an hour and look at them now.' <br /> <br />'How about if we have a huge Christmas Sale.' <br /> <br />'It's August !' <br /> <br />'So what, we need the money and we've pushed it into October already. Christmas shopping makes people happy. They love spending money for presents, so actually we will be making them happy, We can even throw in something like for every $1,000,000,000. they spend we will make a $5.00 donation to the cause of their choice. What do you think ? '' <br /> <br />I think that I am going to look at a new apartment and when I get back we can talk about it. <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT/ Email for available photos <br /> <br />Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli <br />