APARTMENTMAN/ Abandons Search For Presidential Apt To Help You Find a New Home !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Abandons Search For Presidential Apt To Help You Find a New Home ! <br /> <br />Sitting at his desk the ('A') phone rings. (That's APARTMENTMAN's (TM) phone in case you aren't familiar with super hero communication techniques) Picking it up he hears on the other end <br /> <br />' This is the secret service' . 'We need a one bedroom hideaway for THE BIG GUY'. <br /> <br />'You mean the Spirit of Marlon Brando is coming to town, ?' The secret service agent freezes on the other end of the line, <br /> <br />'Brando's dead idiot . No not that big guy, the other big guy'. Can you help us find a apt for the president ?" <br /> <br />" I'll do my best. Reciting the phrase that transforms him into APARTMENTMAN, (TM) he begins: <br /> <br />"Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum. APARTMENTMAN (TM) here I come." (Quite a catchy litttle phrase don't you think) 'Poof' the mild mannered Johnny Boring (TM) is transformed into APARTMENTMAN (TM) where his X-ray/telescopic vision allow him to see the perfect apartment. Thanks for bearing with me. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />. Third floor (top floor) totally renovated apartment.. New kitchen featuring all new white cabinets, gray countertop and refrigerator as well as a new dishwasher. Built in wall air conditioner in the living room comes with the apartment. Newly tiled and remodeled bathroom. Laundry in basement. One bedroom is larger than the other. 1 bedroom measures 8 ft x 12 ft; the second bedroom measures 10 ft x 12 ft. The living room measures 12 ft x 23 ft. You will have to flip a coin for the bedrooms. Laundry in the basement.e.Copyright (2002-2010) (James V Castelli)