APARTMENTMAN/ Begins Side Job At "Needless Mark Up" (Well KnownHighEndDeptStore) To Augment Career Helping You Find A Home !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Begins Side Job At "Needless Mark Up" (Well KnownHighEndDeptStore) To Augment Career Helping You Find A Home ! <br /> <br />In the continuing saga of "APARTMENT MAN," (TM) our hero has just finished attempting to find work that would take full advantage of his native skills, as well as his slightly less than marketable college degree. Where to find the job that would allow him to use his unbridled imagination and creative abilities to the fullest ? Where to employ a mind that still believed that 'The Hobbit ' was an accurate account of human history. Studying the help wanted section of his local paper an opportunity appears. 'Vice president in charge of creative price tagging/marketing needed at 'Needless Markup,' a local well known retail store Experience in inducing an irrational buying frenzy in homo sapiens a plus. ' (You can insert whatever retail store name you like !) What is a vice president in charge of creative price tagging/marketing ? How will working as a price tagging clerk help our hero of the homeless flex his flagging, flaccid intellect ? Good questions !! To a lesser mind a price tagging clerk, even a vice president, is someone who merely spends days attaching price tags on items for sale in all local retail stores. However, to our undaunted, product of the American educational assembly line, the chance to take full advantage of the creative opportunities are clear. He will be employed marking up sales prices !!! He can create whatever he likes. How far can he push the creative envelope? Louis Vinyl purses on sale for $400.00, reduced from $3,000.00 , a possibility. (Talk about marketing. How did anyone get anyone to pay these prices for an ugly vinyl brown bag ?) Dresses on sale for $200.00 reduced from a $1,000,000. 00 . What was the product actually worth ? Who cares !! Did anyone ever ask or check if a sale item was ever really offered for sale at the original price ? Of course not ! Merely being on sale was enough. The possibilities were endless. He could imagine the lines outside the stores. He could imagine the legions of shoppers at 'Needless Markup' shrieking as they scooped up the last of the hot pink spiked heels on sale for $375. reduced from $1,500.00. He would influence history. Just then, the phone rang and it is you, the reader of this ad calling to ask about the apartment. Here is what you will be told about the apartment you have been patiently waiting to hear about. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br /> You enter the apartment into the foyer which measures 5.5 ft x 4.9 ft. (Granted it isn't the largest foyer ,but heh ,this is still a studio apartment) To the left is the living area, which measures 11 ft x 12 ft with two new replacement windows. The alcove is the left of the living area and measures 10 ft x 4.5 ft with one new replacement window. (Most people put their beds in the alcove since there are sliding doors that separate the alcove from the living area.) There is a large walk in closet in the living area which measures 5 ft x 2.5 ft. There is also a large walk in closet in the foyer that measures 6 ft x 2.5 ft. Straight ahead of the foyer is the bathroom which measures 6.5 ft x 6 ft and has been completely retiled with new vanity and lights. The kitchen measures 9.5 ft x 6 ft There is a gas range and breakfast counter in where you can put your stools and sip your morning double cappucino. Hardwood floors throughout. Laundry in the basement and steps from the T. Management on site. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2004-2010) (James V Castelli)