APARTMENTMAN/ Finds 3 Bedroom Home For Goddess Venus ? And You !!

Description: . Bored, "APARTMENT MAN" (TM) decides to leave the frantic pace of apartment hunters and take a leisurely stroll along the Charles River. Rounding the bend he hears a voice from the river. Trying to discover where the voice is coming from, APARTMENTMAN (TM) edges closer to the bank. Suddenly a naked woman appears before him riding a sea shell out of the foam of the Charles. Realizing that this is either Venus or an out of uniform member of the Environmental Protection Agency, APARTMENTMAN (TM) meekly asks <br /> <br />"Are you Venus?" <br /> <br /> "Venus, what are you nuts. I work for the EPA. and my clothes just dissolved when I fell into the Charles River." "Call my boss and tell him to bring me a new uniform." <br /> <br />Stunned back to reality APARTMENTMAN (TM) calls the EPA on his APARTMENTMAN (TM) cell phone and flees to find a new apartment. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />The first bedroom measure 11 ft x 11 ft with 4 windows facing West. The second bedroom measures 13.5 ft x 13 ft with 2 windows and faces North. The third bedroom measures 15.5 ft x 12 ft with 3 windows and also faces North. There is a fireplace on the south wall and the west end of the room is lined with 3 windows. The living room measures 20 ft x 14 ft with newly refinished hardwood floors and nicely refinished wood molding. The kitchen measures 10 ft x 13 ft and has a new gas range and dishwasher. The dining room is off of the living room with 3 windows along the south wall. There is laundry in the basement (Near the T) Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2002-2010) (James V Castelli)