APARTMENTMAN/ Apartmentman Fights Parking Tickets/ City Hall. Decides It Is Easier To Help You Find A Home !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Apartmentman Fights Parking Tickets/ City Hall. Decides It Is Easier To Help You Find A Home ! <br /> <br /> As APARTMENTMAN (TM) sits at his desk, with his telescopic vision, he notices a message left crumpled up on the floor by his feet. You may ask why he needs telescopic vision to see a note at his feet. Good question. I'll have to get back to you on that. The note is from the police department. It states that $3000. in parking tickets are owed on the APARTMENTMANMOBILE. If not paid within 30 days the APARTMENTMANMOBILE cannot be registered. You may ask, "Why does a superhero need to register his car?" "Also, if his identity is a secret, how can they find him to mail him the notice ?" Uh, moving right along. Faced with the prospects of becoming a parking scofflaw, APARTMENTMAN (TM) leaps from his desk, hops into theAPARTMENTMANMOBILE, and heads to city hall to pay his tickets. He pulls into the city hall parking lot and what does he see ? He sees 400 parking spaces all designated for city employees. Far to the end of the mile long lot, he sees 2 spaces for citizens. He pulls in, approaches the meter and realizes it is $.25 for 5 minutes. Also, there is a 10 minute maximum time allowed. He puts in his quarter, runs to the building and waits in line. The time ticks. Finally, he gets to the front, pays his tickets and dashes back to the APARTMENTMANMOBILE to find, you guessed it, a new ticket. It may be easier to find an apartment than to beat city hall. Well here's a nice place to begin. <br /> <br /> <br /> DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />You enter the apartment and are confronted with the foyer which measures 6 feet x 9 feet with two closets-one measures 5.5 ft x 2.5 ft and the other closet is a linen closet. Straight ahead is the bathroom which measures 8 feet x 4.5 feet with new white vanity. To the left of the foyer is the bedroom which measures 13.5 feet x 11 feet with 2 windows and one closet. To the right of the foyer is the living room which measures 15 feet x 11 feet with two windows and Santa Claus French flickering candlelight sconces to illuminate the room. (If you look up Santa Claus French flickering candlelight sconces in a decorating book, it won't be there since it is just my stream of thought as to descriptions. Feel free to make up your own names for the lights but they are supposed to look light flickering candles.) Passing through the living room if you can take your eyes off of the flickering lights, you enter your eat in kitchen. The floor is newly installed diamond star linoleum. (Again my own stream, of consciousness as to a name for it so feel free to make a suggestion.) As you turn your back to the windows which face the street, you look upon your culinary canvas. This is where you will create your Picasso-like pasta and your Rembrandt Risotto. (I can't believe I just wrote this. More likely this is where you will microwave your meatballs) Anyhow, facing you will be two waist high, old fashioned glass cabinets where you can display your collection of two plates, two salad bowls and two wine glasses. You will have many years to build upon this so don't despair. The cabinets that line the wall are antique white wooden cabinets. (This is my way of saying that they are old wood cabinets that have neen repeatedly painted white so they are antique white.) Laundry in the basement. Steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2002-2010 ) (James V Castelli) <br /> <br />