APARTMENTMAN/ "A" Man Overhears Corporate American Tape Recording, Is It Honesty Or Just A Screw Up Who Put On The Wrong Tape ? You decide !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ "A" Man Overhears Corporate American Tape Recording, Is It Honesty Or Just A Screw Up Who Put On The Wrong Tape ? You decide ! <br /> <br /> Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) picks up the ("A") phone. ( In case you aren't familiar with super herocommunication techniques that's APARTMENTMAN PHONE). He decides to call A Z & Z to see if he can get a better rate on the phone. (With all the phone companies now competing for superhero business APARTMENTMAN (TM) has just heard that Batman received 5,000,000 free minutes from 11:00 pm till 4:30 am every day on the Batphone) He dials the number, hears the ringing and then comes the recorded message. "You naive, innocent ,consumer !! We are going to make you push a series of numbers that will lead you nowhere. You will never get to speak to any human being, and then, after you have pushed 46 numbers following the voice prompts, we will disconnect you. You will become so frustrated that you will give up and continue to pay the phone bills we send you because you really have no choice. And, if that is not bad enough, we will end this message by telling you that your call is important to us". Flummoxed, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides that honesty like this from Corporate America is refreshing and unprecedented. (Or maybe they just mistakenly put out a tape from a corporate meeting on the answering machine-much more likely) Suddenly a call comes in on the other line from an apartment hunter seeking a home. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br /> <br /> You enter into this third floor apartment and are amazed by the size of your new humble abode. (Work with me on this) You enter into a foyer fit for Versailles. (That's someplace in France I recently read about.) The foyer measures 9 feet x 8 feet with recently refinished hardwood floors and 3 closets-one is a linen closet. (There are hardwood floors throughout the apartment) Straight ahead and slightly to the right of the foyer is the bathroom which measures 7 feet x 4.5 feet . To the left of the foyer is your living room which measures 18 feet x 11 feet with 2 windows and Parisian candlelight wall sconces. (I don't really know if they are Parisian wall sconces or not, but I was in a French mode when I wrote this so wanted to continue the theme. Anyway they are mounted wall lights that are supposed to look like candle and they are actually look nice on the wall. To the left of the living room is the kitchen which measures 17 feet x 7 feet and really is an eat in kitchen. As you turn your back to the windows which face the street, you look upon your culinary canvas. This is where you will microwave your meatballs) Anyhow, facing you will be two waist high, old fashioned glass cabinets where you can display your collection of two plates, two salad bowls and two wine glasses. You will have many years to build upon this so don't despair. The cabinets that line the wall are antique white wooden cabinets. (This is my way of saying that they are old wood cabinets that have neen repeatedly painted white so they are antique white.) The bedroom is back through the apartment and it is to the right of the foyer. It measures 12 feet x 12 feet with 1 closet and a corner book shelf. Laundry in the basement and steps from the T. <br /> <br />Copyright (2004-2010) (James V Castelli)