APARTMENTMAN/ Journeys To the Future To View Life And Find You A Home !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Journeys To the Future To View Life And Find You A Home ! <br /> <br />. Sitting at his desk and bored, APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to travel to the future by flying faster than the speed of light. ( A technique he learned from Superman in case you read DC comics.) Jumping from his desk, he leaps out of the window, accelerates to the speed of light and pow there he is in the year 2075. What does he see below?? Virtual reality. With his telescopic vision, he sees 6 people sitting together at a computer cafe all talking on cell phones. Walking along the street are what appear to be humans with cell phones attached surgically to their heads and lap top computers protruding from their sternum. Flying over Greenwich, Connecticut he spies a small neighborhood with a gated entrance surrounding what appears to be 1000 women who all look like Martha Stewart. He zooms in on the sign over the gate and shudders at the words. "Martha Stewart Genetic Cloning Project For Humanity". Smiling, all 1000 of them simultaneously stir their batter in identical stainless steel bowls purchased on line from Crate and Barrell. It is too much to take. Much better to return to the past and try to find an apartment. So here we go. <br /> <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />You enter into this apartment at the rear of the building and marvel at the foyer which measures 14 feet x 8 feet with 2 closets, one is a linen closet. (I don't really expect you to marvel at the foyer, but humor me.) To the right of the foyer is the kitchen which measures 15 feet x 7 feet. Facing you will be two waist high, old fashioned glass cabinets where you can display your collection of two plates, two salad bowls and two wine glasses. You will have many years to build upon this so don't despair. There is a , full sized gas range and not one of those wimpy little gas ranges into which you can't even fit your Stouffers Lean Cuisine post doctoral dinners. There is even a pantry with shelves and drawers where you can store your canned organic risotto. As you leave the kitchen and proceed to the rear of the apartment you will pass your bathroom on your right which features Sherwood Forrest Green tiles and new white wood cabinets. Next along our tour is the bedroom which measures 15.5 feet x 12 feet with 3 windows and faces South if you study feng shuii and need to know that. There is one closet and little mounted wall lights that are supposed to look like candles and after a few bottles of wine probably do look like candles. They actually do look nice on the wall. The living room measures 14 feet x 11 feet with 1 closet and 2 windows. Newly refinished hardwood floors throughout. . Laundry in the basement and steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. <br /> <br /> Copyright (2004-2010) (James V Castelli)