APARTMENTMAN/ Helps Iduna (Goddess Of Asgard) Find Apples Of Youth. Helps You Find A Home As Well !!

Description: :APARTMENTMAN (TM) decides to get a part time job as a cashier at Star Market. Knowing that he will be intellectually challenged by the environment, our hero begins his duties at 'Register 5' also known as dead clerks alley. Register 5 is the hazardous duty register at Star Market where little old ladies become raging assasins when confronted with the reality that that their 75 items filling two carts fails to meet the 9 items or less requirements of Register #5. Awaiting the onset of the geriatric set, our hero locks and loads his register. Suddenly, a tall blonde woman makes her way to the register. Smiling, she asks <br /> <br /> ' Can you tell me in which aisle I can find the golden apples of Asgard. <br /> <br /> 'Huh,' comes the rapier like reply from our ever quick witted virtuoso of the verbal riposte. <br /> <br /> 'Look, my name is Iduna and I am the keeper of the Golden Apples of Asgard which bring immortality to the Nordic Gods of Asgard. 'Without them Thor, Odin and the rest will certainly age and die like common mortals. " <br /> <br />Thinking that this may be a first day on the job test, APARTMENTMAN recovers his composure and wryly smiles. 'Do you have your Golden Apples of Asgard coupon '? <br /> <br />'Are you toying with me mortal,' comes the tart reply from the supposed gardener of the gods. <br /> <br /> 'No goddess, I just thought that maybe Odin had given you some Golden Apple coupons he had cut out of the Asgard Gazette.' <br /> <br />Sensing that the blonde before him was psychologically challenged, our maestro of the masses decides that discretion is the better part of valor. I've only started working today, but The Golden Apples of Asgard may be in aisle 8.' 'I think you belong in fruits and nuts in aisle 8 and I'm sure you will find Asgard Golds right next to the Macintosh Reds. <br /> <br /> 'I will return mortal if you are mistaken.' <br /> <br />Confronted with the prospects of a goddess without all her apples returning, APARTMENTMAN (TM) quickly decides to leap over the register and retrurn to the task for which he is known and for which you have been patiently waiting, describing apartments that are for rent. <br /> <br /> <br />DESCRIPTION / DIMENSIONS OF APARTMENT: <br /> <br />You enter this second floor of a house on a side street off of Beacon Street. At the top of the stairs you enter Valhalla. (Or at the least your home for the next year.) Straight ahead of the entrance is the living room which measures 13 feet x 13 ft with 2 windows that look out onto your porch. The porch itself measures 14 x 10 where you can while away the hours drinking your imported tawny port. (Or a Bud if the budget is a bit tighter) To the left of the living room is one of the bedrooms which measures 14 ft x 7 ft with hardwood floors and 1 closet. (This is the smallest of the bedrooms) Out the door and to the rear of the apartment is the eat in kitchen which measures 11 ft x 11 ft with white cabinets, gas range, dishwasher and full sized refrigerator. Off of the kitchen is the rear porch which measures 8 ft x 8 ft. Back through the apartmtent to the other two bedrooms which are to the left of the living room. The first bedroom measures 12 ft x 13 ft with two windows and a fireplace with wooden molden surrounding it. (The fireplace does not work so you will have to pretend there is a roaring fire as you nestle into your bed and finish reading whatever it is you are reading while you nestle) There is a 5 foot closet also. The last bedroom is the largest and measures 16 ft x 13 ft with 2 windows and a 6 foot closet. (Certainly enough to get through at least 3 Filene sales.) The bathroom is to the rear of the apartment/ house and measures 9 ft x 7 ft with white tile/ linen closet and black accent tile around the tub. Near the C and D line. Call and or email ASAP to see. Copyright (2002-2010) (James V Castelli) <br /> <br />