APARTMENTMAN/ Need An Apartment Fit For A Goddess ?

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Need An Apartment Fit For A Goddess ? <br /> <br /> APARTMENTMAN (TM) / Awaiting a call from the next apartment seeker, the door to APARTMENTMAN' S (TM) office suddenly flys open. Before him are three women, all dressed in togas with gold crowns adorning their respective brows. (No, this is not you on videotape from your last drunken party.) <br /> <br />'We are Athena, Aprodite, and Hera and we seek Paris, prince of Troy. <br /> <br />'Who ?' <br /> <br />'Paris, son of Priam, abductor of Helen, and idiot that causes the destruction of Troy. ' <br /> <br />'Oh, he's off today maybe I can help you ??' <br /> <br /> 'And who are you mortal ?? " <br /> <br />' I am APARTMENTMAN, son of APARTMENTFATHER and APARTMENTMOTHER, resident of Chelsea, and guy who answers the phone here. ' 'Do you need help finding an apartment ?' <br /> <br />'No foolish mortal we seek a judge to determine who among the three of us is the greatest goddess on Olympus.' <br /> <br />'Oh, I get it kind of like a beauty contest for immortals. ' 'Well I tell ya, I'd love to help you with this greatest goddess stuff, but I am into helping people find apartments not judging goddesses.' <br /> <br />'If we rent an apartment, will you fill in for Paris ?' ' We are kind of in a hurry ?' <br /> <br />'Maybe, whatcha lookin for ?' <br /> <br />'Doesn't matter mortal.' 'One, two, three, bedroom ?' 'Doesn't matter.' <br /> <br /> 'Wait, I bet it has to be fit for a goddess ?' <br /> <br />" Well that would be nice. " <br /> <br />'OK, let's take a look at a place and when we get back we can talk about this greatest goddess contest.' <br /> <br /> 'Fine mortal.' <br /> <br /> <br />DESCRIPTION/ DIMENSIONS OF APT <br /> You enter this third floor apartment and are struck by jeau de vivre of the designer. ( I took french in high school and sort of remember these words. I failed french so that may also explain the spelling and choice of words. To the left is the eat in kitchen which measures 9 ft x 12 ft with dishwasher, gas stove, and ugly brown cabinets. To the left of the entrance is the dining room or playroom or computer room or whatever you like. (be creative) The living room is off of the dining room and measures 14 ft x 20 ft with hardwood floors. 5 Windows surround this room. The three bedrooms are to the right off of the living room and are nicely separated. One is down the end of a long hallway and is a huge room measuring 18 ft x 12 ft with a long closet and two windows. This bedroom is right next to the bathroom. (I don't know why that may be important but it just struck me.) The second bedroom measures 18 ft x 13 ft again with great closet space. The third bedroom is at the end of the hallway and measures 16 ft x 10 ft and has great bay windows facing west. (This is my favorite room if you care. (I have visions of Batman leaping out the widow at midnight to go battle the Riddler. Or if you prefer Spiderman hopping out to go battle Doc Octopus. Forgive my digressions.) Laundry in the basement and steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. <br /> <br />Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli