APARTMENTMAN/ X-Ray Vision Allows You To See Inside Cereal Boxes and Renovated Apt w/ Dishwasher!

Description: . As APARTMENTMAN sits at his desk editing weight loss articles for Cosmopolitan Magazine, (One of the few positions in today's economy that has complete job security for life.), he gets bored and decides to look around the neighborhood with his X-ray vision. He takes an X-ray vision tour of the local grocery stores. (Including all those wonderful Organic type stores which we all have been sucked into believing really are concerned with the environment as we like to believe we are.) What is the first thing he happens upon, the cereal section. Lo and behold what does he see as he peers into the boxes of the cereals that line the shelves. Something is wrong. The outside of the box is huge. It proclaims in bold letters 15 ozs. The paper box, made from one of thousands of trees that have been felled in the mad need for oversized paper boxes is huge. However, when he looks inside what does he see but a small cellophane bag filling about half the box with a few crumbs of cereal. A nefarious plot, a corporate conspiracy, a huge waste of paper and trees in the mad quest to dupe the consumer! Who knows. Most likely the creative endeavors of the sales force. Oh ya, you want to know about the apartment. Here it is. <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br /> <br />Email to see available photos <br /> <br />Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli <br />