APARTMENTMAN/ Matt Murdoch Calls for An Apartment. Is This Daredevel On The Line ? No Silly Listen In Maybe the Apt Will Work For You !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Matt Murdoch Calls for An Apartment. Is This Daredevel On The Line ? No Silly Listen In Maybe the Apt Will Work For You ! <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />Heat and hot water included. . APARTMENT MAN (TM) sits at his office desk dreaming about the halcyon days of academia when the "A PHONE" rings. ( For those of you who have never indulged your comic book fantasies thats the APARTMENTMAN PHONE (TM) which allows APARTMENTMAN (TM) to communicate with other super heroes, apartment hunters, or Dominos Pizza in that order.) "Hi, this is Matt Murdoch attorney at law " comes the voice on the other end of the line. APARTMENTMAN (TM) freezes ! Can this be Matt Murdoch, alter ego of the blind superhero Daredevil, Man Without Fear, scourge of evildoers everywhere ? So, needing to get the answer to his question, what does APARTMENTMAN (TM) do ? He asks, <br /> <br />" Are you the alter ego of Daredevil, Man Without Fear, scourge of evildoers everywhere" ? <br /> <br />There is a pause on the other end of the "A" phone. Suddenly the phone line resonates with the sonorous sounds of human incredulity. <br /> <br /> " Are you nuts, comes the dulcet tones of the apartment hunter, I am a sanitation engineer from Beverly. and , " I just want a studio apartment. Do you have one or not ? <br /> <br />"Uh, ya" comes the rapierlike response of our hero of the homeless. Here it is. <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />You enter into this third floor studio and see before you a hallway that measures 11 ft x 3 ft. with hardwood floors and 1 closet. (The floors throughout the apartment are hardwood). To the right is the bathroom which measures 6 ft x 7 ft. Straight ahead at the end of the hallway is the living room which measure 11 ft x 19 ft with 1 window looking out onto some trees in tthe distance and 1 closet. (there is a parking lot between you and the trees in the distance but just overlook that.) The kitchen is to the right off of the living room and measures 11 ft x 7 ft and is a legitimate eat in kitchen with wood cabinets and electric range.Laundry in the basement. Superintendent on site. Steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2002-2010) (James V Castelli)