APARTMENTMAN/ Discovers Why He Is The Only One To Not Make $1,000,000,000. In the Stock Market While finding You a Home !

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Discovers Why He Is The Only One To Not Make $1,000,000,000. In the Stock Market While finding You a Home ! <br /> <br /> As APARTMENTMAN (TM) sits at his desk trying to determine why he is the only person in the world who did not make a 20 million dollars in the stock market over the past few years the APARTMENTMAN (TM) PHONE RINGS. Before he can say anything a voice comes over the line, <br /> <br />"M", no matter what they try to say remember that we had an oral order to sell when the price hit 95. "You only made $275,000.00 so don't worry thats just peanuts." <br /> <br />Stunned, APARTMENTMAN says, <br /> <br />"Can I help you"? <br /> <br />"Who is this"? comes the voice from the phone. " <br /> <br />"This is APARTMENTMAN, can I help l help you find an apartment ?" <br /> <br /> Nervously the voice states "Uh, ya I just sold my house and, uh, my friend "M" and I are looking for an apartment. together" . "Um, maybe I should call you back after I talk more to her about what we need." <br /> <br />Suddenly the phone hangs up and APARTMENTMAN smiles and sits calmly. He now knows the answer he had been trying to determine earlier. Why didn't he make the 20 million in stocks like "M" or $200,000. in Pork Bellies like H ? Well maybe it's because he didn't know who to call. Hum, well if you want info for stocks call M or H, if you want an apartment in Brookline here it is. <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS OF APARTMENT/ DESCRIPTION <br />You enter this first floor apartment at Coolidge Corner and realize that these are the highest ceilings you have ever seen. In fact the ceilings are 11 feet high. Plenty of space to cool the apartment from the hot air rising. The living room measures 17 ft x 12 ft with 2 floor to ceiling windows and hardwood floors throughout.The kitchen measures 13 ft x 7 ft with all new appliances and cabinets. It is large enough to put in a table thereby magically being transformed into an eat in kitchen. (The apartment was completely renovated last year) The bathroom (also renovated last year) measures 9.5 ft x 7 ft with new vanity and ceramic tiled walls. Superintendent on site. Steps from the T (C line) Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli