APARTMENTMAN/RangeRoversSoccerMomsYourNewHome!!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/RangeRoversSoccerMomsYourNewHome!! <br /> <br />( heat and hot water are included in the rent. <br />Flying overhead APARTMENTMAN (TM) uses his telescopic vision and ultra sensitive hearing to investigate the $80,000.00 Range Rover careening along the highway at 90 mph. Next to each other sit mother and child. Cell phones at the ready, earphones in place, sunglasses on head, soccer balls in the back. <br /> <br />'Honey which exit do I take to get to your soccer field ? ' <br /> <br /> 'The one we just passed mom.' <br /> <br />'Damn this navigation system.' <br /> <br />'Don't worry we can take the one up ahead. ' 'But honey, the next exit leads to a dirt road.' <br /> <br /> 'Mom this is a 4 wheel drive SUV.' <br /> <br /> 'I know and I wanted to have the 4 wheel drive to go up the driveway in the snow. ' <br /> <br /> 'Mom we live in Los Angeles.' <br /> <br /> 'But it might snow. ' <br /> <br />'Ya and George Bush is going to be named Republican of the century <br /> <br />' But it might get scratched.' Mom this is an off road vehicle.' <br /> <br />'Honey I just paid to have the car detailed.' <br /> <br />Huh. <br /> <br />'Ya know, cleaned.' <br /> <br /> Whatever. <br /> <br />Wow look at that apartment for rent sign. You want to stop. <br />Sure lets see what the place looks like. Here it is. <br /> <br />DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br /> <br />You enter this studio at Coolidge Corner and feel as if you have just entered the lobby of 'The Four Seasons Hotel.' (Not really but that really did get your hopes up didn't it. The foyer before you measures 9 feet x 5 ft and it, like the rest of the apartment, has hardwood floors. To the right of the foyer is the closet measuring 5 ft x 3 ft where you can hang your extensive Armani wardrobe. (The reason you are living in a studio apt is because you have spent all your money on your extensive Armani wardrobe !!) To the right off of the foyer is the bathroom which measures 6 ft x 4 ft with a pedestal sink and cream colored tile. ( Why I am calling this cream colored is beyond me, but it does look sort of like cream so if/when you see it feel free to call it whatever color suits your fancy. ) Straight ahead is the living room which measures 16 ft x 10 ft with two floor to ceiling windows that face west. To the right of the living room is the kitchen which measures 12.5. ft x 5.5 ft and features wood cabinets. Superintendant on site. Laundry in the basement Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli