APARTMENTMAN/ Bypass Save The Whales Rally To Find Apt with Fireplace !!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Bypass Save The Whales Rally To Find Apt with Fireplace !! <br /> <br />Heat and hot water are included in the rent. Flying overhead APARTMENTMAN (TM) sees below him a three ton Ford Expedition SUV rocketing along at 95 mph. On the back bumper, a sticker boldly and proudly announcing, 'Save the Whales. ' On the front bumber, 'Save the Environment' Intrigued, our seeker of residential solitude decides to investigate the seeming contradiction. Using his x ray vision and his super hearing A-Man, (Short for APARTMENTMAN) peers inside the cab of the careening battle wagon <br /> <br />.'Honey, would you pass me the frozen non-fat chai.' <br /> <br /> 'OK mom.' 'Now, how much further to the rally against off shore drilling?' 'About 150 miles down the coast.' <br /> <br /> 'Do you think we will need to get gas honey ?' <br /> <br /> 'We only get 50 miles to the tank mom. ' <br /> <br />'Oh' 'Do you think we can make it to the anti war ralley after the off shore oil ralley ? <br /> <br />' 'Mom, that's another 200 miles down the coast.' <br /> <br /> 'Oh.' 'Well, maybe we can detour and swing by the Save the Rain Forest march on the way to the anti war ralley.' <br /> <br />'Mom which war are we protesting this week. ?' <br /> <br />'I don't know don't you have the pamhlet .' <br /> <br />'No !' 'Well it doesn't really matter there're all the same.' <br /> <br /> 'Jane Fonda is speaking at the ralley against off shore drilling.' <br /> <br />'Doesn't she have an estate in Santa Barbara ? <br /> <br />' It was where she found the solitude to discover her inner self.' <br /> <br /> Didn't she make an aerobics video for millions ?' <br /> <br /> 'She was expressing herself. <br /> <br />'Didn't she say she was a socialist ?' <br /> <br /> Honey will you please turn on the real estate channel on the radio.' <br /> <br /> 'The what ? ' <br /> <br />" The channel that tells you about the apartments that are available around the world.' <br /> <br /> 'You're kidding ?' Nope just listen cuz here is the apartmen t of the week. <br /> <br /> DESCRIPTION/ DIMENSIONS OF APARTMENT <br /> <br />This room (The living room) measures 17 feet x 13 feet with one window and a white mantle surrounding the fireplace. To the right of the living room is the galley kitchen which measures 6 ft x 6 ft with gas range Straight ahead is the bedroom which measures 15 ft x 12 ft with 2 windows and a small porch off of the back. Parking available behind the apartment. Steps from the T. Call ASAP to see. Copyright (2004-2010) James V Castelli