APARTMENTMAN/ Finds Batman and You Home Free Pink Vibrating Cell Phones !!

Description: APARTMENTMAN/ Finds Batman and You Home Free Pink Vibrating Cell Phones !! <br /> <br />Suddenly, while walking through the Miami airport, the APARTMENTMAN cell phone begins vibrating. Realizing that he must protect his alter egos secret identity, JOHNNY BORING sprints for the airport rest room. (Some old fashioned super heroes chose to sprint into telephone booths to change into their super hero duds. However, in this day of cell phones it is impossible to find a convenient telephone booth any more, so public rest rooms are the next best thing. ) Reaching the sanctity of the rest room, our hero pushes the answer button on his hot pink, vibrating cell phone. (These were on special with 1,000,000,000 free minutes between 2:00 am and 4:30 am compliments of AT&T !! ) 'This is Commissioner Gordon, is Batman there' comes the voice over the phone. 'No this is APARTMENTMAN,' responds our forlorn hero of home seekers everywhere. 'How did you get my number' ? 'I just pushed redial on my phone and I got this number.' 'Huh, well no Batman here.' Just then, while walking from the airport rest room with a vibrating pink cell phone, the unthinkable happens. The automated flushing toilets begin to serenade his departure. Each step sets off another round of flushing. 'What is that noise' comes the befuddled question of Commissioner Gordon. 'Where is Batman? ' 'I have to go now,' sputters an embarrassed APARTMENTMAN. 'I have an appointment to show an apartment, so please call back later. Humiliated, our hero quickly escapes to the peaceful confines of apartment hunting. <br /> Here is the home you have been waiting for <br /> <br /> DIMENSIONS/ DESCRIPTION OF APARTMENT <br />As you enter the apartment, you are struck by the interior facing you. Is it a stylish, charming interior facade? No it is just the wall of the building behind your apartment. Sorry!! Ahead of you as you enter the apartment is the living room which measures 12.5 ft x 13 ft with hardwood floors and two windows that give you a stunning view of a wall. (Maybe you can paint something on it.) To the left is the bedroom which measures 9 ft x 12 ft with two windows that, ("Odin be praised"--That is more super hero talk from Thor for all you Marvel comic fans) looks out onto the sun filled alley to the right of the building. To the left of the living room is the kitchen which measures 12 ft x 6 ft with wood cabinets and gas range. It is a good sized eat in kitchen. There is an elevator in the building and on site maintenance. Call ASAP to see. <br /> <br />Copyright (2003-2010) James V Castelli